The Saga Continues..... 
Monday, September 4, 2006, 11:26 PM
Hi everybody!...
...Hi Dr Luke!

Aha welcome my petits enfants horribles, to yet another episode in the Wikipedia saga :-| For those of you not familiar with this fued, review these posts and comments at your leisure.....Post 1, Post 2.

To avoid another waffle, and hence a "oh god, this is one of your essays when you could actually say the same thing in only three lines" moan from Joe (the writer/director), I will cut to the chase...we're back on Wikipedia!! For how long, I don't know, but if another 'vote for deletion' appears, I'm counting on you, my little schlampers.

Well, he's not really called Joe - he's Fergle. Joe's just his nickname (he actually looks like that as well :-P)

Well on that note, I will bid you a plumtastic good morning fans, good morning Luke...and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night.

Yours beholding Satan as he fell from Heaven LIKE LIGHTNING!,
Luke "Jeff Garlin" Morgan-Rowe
Producer what genetically is the same as John Goodman, Roseanne & Jack fucking Black.

P.S. On a serious note, seriously RIP Steve Irwin - there won't be any crocs in this film, but there should be!!




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Difficulty posting comments... 
Monday, September 4, 2006, 12:13 AM
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"More photos? Already?!"... 
Thursday, August 31, 2006, 09:05 PM
We're being so kind to you people, and it's not even Christmas! Feast your eyes on this weeks selection...

*As always, click on the images to view the full-sized versions. As they are pop-ups, you will have to disable any pop-up blockers you have on your machine before you can view them.

Det. Max Payne & Dr. Clarence Volpé



Det. Max Payne



Det. Max Payne & Det. Jessica Logan



Det. Max Payne



If you want to use these images, please feel free, but at the same time, please put up the following credit along with the photos...

Photographs property of The Payne & Redemption Production Team. Copyright © 2006. For details of specific credits, please see: www.payneandredemption.com/blog/static.php?page=crew


Stay hungry.

Fergle "Larry David" Gibson,
Writer & Director.

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"New pictures?!" I hear you cry!... 
Thursday, August 24, 2006, 03:32 AM
Yup - That's right, my loyal compadres. Another taste of what's to come.

If you'd like to know why we're being so stingy with the amount of images we release each time, it's because we don't really like you. Only kidding! Jeez, I'm starting to sound like the Producer now...

Anyway, enjoy! There will be plenty more to come... ;-)

*As always, click on the images to view the full-sized versions. As they are pop-ups, you will have to disable any pop-up blockers you have on your machine before you can view them.

Det. Max Payne



Det. Max Payne & Det. Jessica Logan



Det. Jessica Logan



Dr. Clarence Volpé



If you want to use these images, please feel free, but at the same time, please put up the following credit along with the photos...

Photographs property of The Payne & Redemption Production Team. Copyright © 2006. For details of specific credits, please see: www.payneandredemption.com/blog/static.php?page=crew


Anyone who doesn't give credit where credit's due will be tracked down and killed by a large, savage German with a passion for sausages.

All the best!

Fergle "Larry David" Gibson,
Writer & Director.

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The Purple Nurple of Posts 
Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 01:53 PM
'thas been a while, me hearties, since I posted an official entry - alas I think the director and associate producer were trying to muscle me out, because of my "subjects that didn't correlate with the body of the post" :-| - apparently, LOADS of people had emailed in complaining that they tried to search for an entry about a specific topic, but couldn't because my post subjects were too random - yea, right, I reckon it was probably only 1 person complaining - either the director or the AP - more likely the AP as he's more of a pedant. But they couldn't stop me! I'm back with more random subject titles than ever, and you love it! You can kill the revolutionary, but never the revolution!!! Oh wait, that suggests that they could kill me - OK ignore that.

Well done for getting through my rant - you can now hold your head up high in the knowledge that those who gave up will miss out on the crux of this entry - an update:

We have recently completed the second photoshoot, and but for one minor hiccup, it was a success - special mention goes to John Mangan for getting up at 5am to get to us from Norwich :-D, only to find that there wasn't much work for him on the day (I hope that church bench was comfortable!) and to me, for being so darn marvellous and for making everything tick like Ixodes scapularis. Once the director has finished post-editing the pictures, he will release them over the course of the next few months.

I'm not sure if I've already told you this, but we have shooting dates now - not telling you when, coz you'll swarm, but expect a Christmas release date.

Other than that, not much has been happening - still trying in vain to squeeze a quote for the lighting out of our DP - you probably didn't need to know that, as well as this; my breast size is 42E.

Think I should probably stop there.
Peaceful Nuggets,
Luke "Jeff Garlin" Morgan-Rowe.
The Steven Segal of Producers.

P.S. SERIOUSLY FOR J*SUS' S*KE - THE MUSIC'S NOT THAT GOOD!!!! Try commenting on the wonderfulness of the photos - PLEASE - otherwise the director might have one of his "turns" :-(.




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