Good morning, my loyal compadres.

Just a quick note to say that we will be giving all forum members an exclusive pre-release screening of the second teaser trailer at some point within the next two weeks (providing everything goes to plan), so if you're not already a member, you might want to hit that register button NOW!



What're you standing around here for? Run! Go! Get to da forum!

Fergle "Larry David" Gibson,
Writer & Director.

Afternoon, ladies.

As the discussion of this film has reached an almost infamous status on the internet, we thought we'd give you rather large message board to futher flame us on.

Have fun!



Fergle "Larry David" Gibson,
Writer & Director.

OK, so many of you were probably wondering things like... "What the hell happened to the website?" and "Why is Payneandredemption.com now advertising some fratboy's university in Dakota?" - Well, there's a simple answer, really...

The P&R website was averaging around 36,000 hits a day, and the server we used to be on simply couldn't cope with it. So it crashed... horribly. Anyway, to cut a rather long and very tiring story short, we're now on a new server and picking up from where we left off.

Oh, and regarding the trailer... Expect to see it any day now. Well, at least before you're all dead, anyway.



Fergle "Larry David" Gibson,
Writer & Director.

Just posting a few of the reactions from some of the people who have been lucky enough to see the new trailer before its release...

"I'm very proud with how this film is turning out. It's been a long time coming, and very stressful, but I hope this trailer goes some way to giving you a feel of how this film is going to be." - Luke Morgan-Rowe, Producer

"That... is GOOD! So good, that I can *guarantee* the server will crash. People are gonna go nuts about it!" - Dewi Morgan, Associate Producer.

"That is wonderful! I dig it." - Justin R. Durban, Composer

"This trailer is giving you Payne to the Max - John Woo is going to retire!" - Patrick Streutjens, PayneReactor.com Administrator

"A super professional and polished trailer for a final feature that I can't wait to see." - Ben Dean, Stills Photographer

Fergle "Larry David" Gibson,
Writer & Director.

Afternoon, comrades.

OK, let's get down to brass tacks...

The confirmed runtime for the new trailer is 2 minutes and 9 seconds. I'm editing it myself from copies of the film's master tapes that were burned on to DVD (before HD-DVDs came out, unfortunately), so again, it won't be HD, but don't let that dismay you! I'm using up every free moment I have to get this trailer out to you guys as soon as possible, so it shouldn't be long now... Maybe even next week!

Watch this space,

Fergle "Larry David" Gibson,
Writer & Director.